Monday, May 11, 2009

SHS Funnies

What Rat learned when he drove through the San Francisco Bay Area. Goat must be from Berkeley.

posted by Wesley J. Smith @ 7:42 AM   6 Comments

6 Comments:

At May 11, 2009 , Blogger Deborah said...

Phew, good thing I limit myself to my single NAVY bumper sticker! I wonder where I'd fall if I added in HMCS Brandon and NRA window stickers though . . . do those count? :-S

 
At May 13, 2009 , Blogger T E Fine said...

I have a bumper sticker that says, "Arrive Alive, Don't Drink and Drive" ....on my *car.*

In my room I think I have about 45 total, with my favorite being, "Normal People Worry Me," and my second fave being, "Hang Up And Drive!"

I wonder where that puts me on the rat-o-meter....

 
At May 13, 2009 , Blogger Deborah said...

I used to have a Nalgene bottle that had a bumper sticker on it that said "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!" because when you're in college, that's what you do: you get a Nalgene bottle and "make a statement" with it. (Actually, they're virtually indestructable, a good reason enough to buy them, and when you don't have a car, what else are you going to do with those cool bumper stickers?) I miss it. My brother borrowed it when he climbed Mount Rainier and it has been missing ever since.

I like the "Hang Up and Drive!" Every other week when my husband is coming home from work he sees a cell phone car crash! (Typically rear-enders at red lights.)

But yeah, T E Fine . . . I think the rat-o-meter is going off for you. :-) (Blast, maybe me too because of the Nalgene bottle. I knew I shouldn't have gone to a hippie university.)

 
At May 13, 2009 , Blogger T E Fine said...

Deborah -

.....please forgive mine own stupidity, but what's a Nalgene bottle?

Here are some others I like:

"You're just jealous because the voices talk to ME and not YOU!"

"Don't act stupid! We have Politicians for that!"

"Women are great leaders. You're following one now."

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

"I think, therefore, I'm single."

"Friends don't let friends vote Democrat."

"SHHH! I'm listening to a book!"

"Don't bother me! I'm living happily ever after!"

"I had a handle on life, but it broke off!"

"Isn't a smoking area in a restaurant like a peeing area in a pool?"

"Chaose! Panic! Fear! My work here is done."

"Be Nice to Nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."

"Hey, I LOVE Kids! I'm just not HAVING any."

"PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals."

"Are you Drunk or just on your cell phone?"

...that's about all the ones that don't involve the B* word or aren't overly offensive to the point where Wesley would ban me.

 
At May 13, 2009 , Blogger T E Fine said...

Oh, one more:

"Consider: Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

 
At May 14, 2009 , Blogger Deborah said...

Nalgene bottle: bonus points if you buy one at REI (or put an REI sticker on it). They're actually great; very difficult to destroy, doesn't make water taste funny, and comes in pretty colours (ooh!).

Hahaha, those are great!

Someone should have given my husband the "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one" but changed the "working" to "marrying" . . . (he always makes fun of nerds, and I constantly have to remind him that he's married to one, ha).

 

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