Jack Kevorkian: Circumcision Consultant
With the murderer Jack Kevorkian soon to be released from prison on parole, he has to think about earning a living. According to this story, he has decided to go into business as what he calls a circumcision consultant. From the story: "Kevorkian was asked if his circumcision consulting might only be a subterfuge to hide his actual goal of helping people kill themselves. 'Nonsense,' he answered. 'Nothing could be further from the truth. I am really looking forward to a brilliant new career in foreskin termination.'" Let's just hope doesn't video tape himself at work like he did his last job.
Yes, of course, it's a spoof.
posted by Wesley J. Smith @ 3:03 PM
9 Comments
9 Comments:
Just doing my job, Deep Toad.
Kevorkian is a dead-ringer for a rabbi I knew whose biggest thrill was that after a circumcision the parents would give him a tip.
Tabs! That was a terrible pun.
Thank you. (((bows))) I live but to serve.
...two puns, actually, but the first one was lame.
You can get the last laugh on circumcision by helping win legal protection for infants. US law already forbids genital mutilation for girls (even a ceremonial pin-prick with no tissue removed), and by the 14th ammendment, boys deserve equal protection under the law.
Go to MGMBill.org to see if a draft bill has been submitted for your state. Join demonstrators in Washington on March 30th and 31st (the 10th anniversary of the FGM law). Go to NoCirc.org to link up with us.
-Ron Low
That is a movement that puzzles me. But, whatever.
Wesley:
(((shrug))) Looks like the guy was trolling for websites with the word "circumcision" on it and slapped this up here without regards to the content.
Spam! Spam! Spam! I'm having Monty Python flashbacks!
Don't tell the dude that it helps prevent HIV infection.
Or certain types of cancer.
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